This photo has nothing to do with anything, but I took it earlier today, and I like it. So back off. So yeah, I’m back. Let’s not make too big a deal out of it. I’m still working for Nieman Reports. I’m still bumming around Boston, though I now live in Somerville. I’ve officially owned [...]
Image via Metalsucks.net So I took a couple days off there, but I’m back with the cover art for the upcoming Skeletonwitch Album “Breathing the Fire,” which showed up on MetalSucks the other day. I’d lay more praise upon the band, but I think I already did that plenty a few months back. Besides, I [...]
During that long dark span on time spent not on my blog, I switched browsers from Mozilla Firefox to Google Chrome. There wasn’t much thought that went into it, aside from ‘hey, I should probably try out that new google browser,’ but I wound up really enjoying it. I think the layout works a lot better [...]
My microwave is broken. Actually, it’s been broken for a while. For reasons that no one in my apartment can fully fathom, the six button will randomly go off until the display inevitably reads “666.” Normally this would be awesome, but it gets old fast. Does anyone who a priest who’s certified to do electrical [...]
Somebody once said something about either being born great or having greatness thrust upon you. They left out Michael Kinahan, a man who burst out of greatness’ chest and terrorized its crewmates. What job could possibly be held by a man who pisses excellence with as much style as Kinahan? What position in the world [...]
I was all set to close up shop for the weekend to enjoy a lot of beer and hockey, when I get an email from my internet friend Eric, linking me to the single greatest thing to ever happen. Vince Offer (nee Vince Shlomi), better known as the shamwow guy, was arrested for allegedly beating [...]
Apparently this site got its 1000th visit at some point on Sunday, March 22. Because I’m too lazy to figure out who was the lucky 1000th visitor, I’m going to go ahead and assume that it was the resident of Monchengladbach, Germany who landed on my page full of swimsuit models. Danke schoen, mein freund. [...]
On a previous episode of Seitz. Writes., I mentioned that I was going down to Florida for a week to visit my family. I’ll spare you the boring details of sunburn and misadventures on Pine Island, and skip to the totally awesome details of my send-off dinner. As I was driving home from seeing my [...]
I’ve been messing around with Google Analytics a lot lately, and it seems that my most popular post is my nuanced dissertation on the relative merits of this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue versus those of the previous year’s (with picture evidence). Who would have ever thought that a post filled with pictures of models [...]
Tomorrow morning, I will wake up and schlep my way to Logan Airport so that I can leave behind the frozen north for the tropical gulf coast. It’s spring break time for all my friends, so why should I be left out? But forget the weather, I’m going home so I can hang out with [...]