My demonic Microwave…
Posted: May 4, 2009 at 11:26
My microwave is broken. Actually, it’s been broken for a while. For reasons that no one in my apartment can fully fathom, the six button will randomly go off until the display inevitably reads “666.” Normally this would be awesome, but it gets old fast.
Does anyone who a priest who’s certified to do electrical work? I’ll also settle for an electrician who can recite The Exorcist by heart, seeing as that’d probably be easier to come by.
(Sorry folks, I just haven’t had the time or energy to finish a full update in a while.)
lame.
want to know how to fix your microwave? chuck it out the window onto the cold street below, and get a new one for $20 anywhere.
you need to continue to put the work in here. at least weekly.
otherwise i have t o call you to sift out the good stories.