Evidently, she did not love his nuts…
Posted: March 27, 2009 at 7:15
I was all set to close up shop for the weekend to enjoy a lot of beer and hockey, when I get an email from my internet friend Eric, linking me to the single greatest thing to ever happen. Vince Offer (nee Vince Shlomi), better known as the shamwow guy, was arrested for allegedly beating a hooker in his South Beach hotel room.
Again, the ShamWow! guy was arrested in Miami for beating a hooker in his hotel room.
I last wrote about Vince and his fight against Scientology back in January. That’s been an oddly popular article for people interested in his case, but nothing beats this for pure comedy production. Seriously, go watch either of his infomericals and try to find a single description of his products that can’t be made funny by adding a joke about beating hookers.
“You know the Germans make good stuff…for beating hookers.”
“We’re going to [beat this hooker] in real time”
“You with me camera guy? Because I’m going to beat this hooker.”
“You’re going to love my nuts…unless you’re a South Beach hooker.”
“You know we can’t do this all day…because I have to go beat a hooker”
The possibilities are endless.
Somewhere, Billy Mays is stroking his beard and laughing maniacally.
I knew you would be all over this story like a white hooker on slap chop!ed rice.