This night could turn out very badly…
Posted: January 8, 2009 at 4:41
This is a Stanley Fat Max Xtreme Functional Utility Bar, also known as a Fubar. It’s 18″ long and weighs between 4-5 lbs. They market it as a demolition tool. My parents bought me one for Christmas because it’s badass and they love me. I have no pressing need for this tool, but I like to keep it on my dresser. It’s like a security blanket.
This is Oklahoma Sooners Quarterback Sam Bradford. He won the Heisman trophy, despite getting fewer first place votes than previous Heisman winner–and College Football Demi-God–Tim Tebow. The Sooners will be playing the Gators tonight for the National Championship. I will be wearing my Florida shirt and drinking lots of beer.
So, what’s the connection between these two images? I’m hoping for somewhere around the kneecap, but we’ll see what happens in the game…
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